Jason Russell Milks Spotlight, Self

by admin March 19, 2012 Celebrities
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And now there’s new video. (See below.) Welp. File it under “This is why we can’t have nice things.” Ugandan defender of justice and Hitler Youth style reporter, Jason Russell was detained over the weekend for pounding (it, on) the pavement to draw attention to (his penis) the plight in Uganda. As George Clooney is [...]

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Downatello

by admin March 14, 2012 Funny Pictures
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We’ve all thought it at some point in our lives: what DOES it feel like when all the blood in your body turns into neon? When the light crawls through your veins does it feel like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crawling through the sewer. Your heart is Master Shredder. Your brain is, well, Krang, [...]

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Soul Kittens

by admin March 12, 2012 Funny Pictures
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As the septer of death dangles above your neck, the tri-eyed kittens of your unconscious gather in your brain basket to paw and kneed the bread of the sun that lives, day by day, above your white sands, your indigo waters.

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Euclids on the Block

by admin March 12, 2012 Comics
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